Diane Quote #49

Quote from Diane in Any Friend of Diane's

Diane: Rebecca. You are a very desirable woman. He does happen to be going with somebody, that's all. Me.
Both: You?
Diane: We can tell it now. Yes. Today we had a tiff right before you came in. And Sam used you to make me jealous and then, when push came to shove, he finally remembered what a wonderful thing we have together. Isn't that right, sweetheart?
Sam: Oh, yeah. Sure. You bet ya.
Diane: Yes, Sam and I are deeply and passionately in love.
Rebecca: I can't believe it. You two? It's incredible. I'd never have put you two together.
Diane: Well, I know. It does test the limits of human logic. But, like you, I was growing bored with bright, articulate men.
Sam: You were, huh?
Diane: Sure. I was looking for meat and potatoes. Sam here, the old side of beef, really fit the bill.

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 ‘Any Friend of Diane's’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon everybody.
Sam: Ho, Norm.
All: Norm!
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like he caught in bed with his wife.

Quote from Carla

Coach: Cliff, answer that for me, will you?
Cliff: You betcha, Coach. [answers phone] Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you. Sounds like trouble with the kids.
Carla: [o.s.] I'm not here.
Cliff: Carla.
Carla: All right, give it to me. Give it to me. [takes the phone] What is it? Seraphina's where? Well, cut her down. No, I don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. And if I get home and find you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted. [looks in the phone book] Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921. [hangs up]
Cliff: Think that's gonna work?
Carla: One-in-a-million chance but I gotta take it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: I love sailing. After seeing Ordinary People, I've been trying to get my kids interested in it.