Diane: I hope today has been a good lesson for you. I hope it has somehow diffused the notion that you have some magic power you can wield over women to make them bend to your will. Mr. Tortelli, I find you beneath contempt.
Nick Tortelli: You know, before you're so hard on me, I'd like to tell you something about myself.
Diane: What?
Nick Tortelli: It's confidential. [whispers in Diane's ear]
Diane: What? I can't hear what you're saying. All I can feel is your warm... That is to say, your hot, breath on my... Oh. [faints]