‘You Can Go Home Again’
Season 4, Episode 1 - Aired September 20, 1996
Eric and Cory's cross-county road trip is coming to end, but as they make their final pit-stop Eric decides there's nothing waiting for him at home. Meanwhile, Alan reconsiders his career choices after winning a grocery award.
Quote from Alan
Shawn: I'm just going to take a hot bath. What? There's seepage at the trailer park.
Alan: Shawn, I'd prefer that my son's friends didn't bathe in my home when I wasn't here. Or ever.
Quote from Cory
Waitress: Eric, if you don't have to take the hitch hiker boy home, not more than five miles from here is Burlick, Pennsylvania.
Eric: Tell me about this Burlick.
Waitress: Burlick, Pennsylvania, home of the world's largest Yogurt cup.
Cory: Hey, wait a second.
Quote from Alan
Alan: Uh, excuse me. Could I have my robe back?
Shawn: Hey, I'm naked under here.
Alan: Enjoy.
Quote from Cory
Cory: So, Eric, if you're staying, then there's nothing left to say except, I'll be the one driving through the corn field.
Eric: Okay, fine. At least let me check to see if you have the right keys.
*Cory hands over the keys*
Eric: What a moron.
Cory: Well, you can take the keys, Eric, but you can't take my freedom!
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Alan: Seriously, George, I mean, you've been a teacher all your life. Do you still enjoy getting up in the morning?
Mr. Feeny: Oh, Alan. It would be very easy for me to tell you that I have dedicated the last thirty-eight years to teaching several thousand young minds. And that that is my chief joy and reason for getting up in the morning.
Except it isn't. I teach because I like it. And because it's fun for me.
Alan: Ah, but when it stops being fun?
Mr. Feeny: Well, then I suppose I would look to my family and friends for support to help me find something new.
Alan: Well, thank you, George. You've taught me something.
Mr. Feeny: And it was fun for me.
Quote from Cory
Passerby: Young friend, how far art thou traveling?
Cory: Me?
Passerby: Yes, thee.
Cory: Uh, well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
Passerby: Well, I'm going as far as That farmhouse there.
Cory: That farmhouse there?
Passerby: Yes. That farmhouse there.
Cory: I see. Well, I'm going to Philadelphia.
Passerby: Well, I could take you as far as, that farmhouse there.
Cory: And that's very nice of you. But maybe I'll just wait for some form of transportation that involves combustion.
Passerby: I understand. But if you change your mind, I'll be at, that farmhouse there.
Cory: Yes, but you see, if that's as far as you're going, then it does me no good.
Passerby: That is true. But my intent was just, and my heart is pure.
Cory: Also does me no good.