‘This Little Piggy’
Season 3, Episode 6 - Aired November 3, 1995
Shawn decides to keep a pet pig in his apartment, but Topanga feels this is no place for a wild animal, and Cory is caught in the middle of their disagreement. Meanwhile, Eric harbors aspirations of getting in to Yale.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Why would you run away?
Mr. Turner: Hunter, I found him outside heading towards The Rib Shack.
Shawn: Suicide!
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Shawn: Hello, principal Feeny.
Cory: No farm animals here.
Mr. Feeny: ... Yes. Well, the day is young.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Okay, Mr. Feeny, I have a question I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.
Quote from Eric
Eric: What is there to enjoy? We've got three fat tenors going at it in Italian. "I'm fatter than you are. I'm fatter than you are."
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Yeah, well according to my new book, "Farm Animals Make Great Pets", farm animals make great pets.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: As flattered as you are, Cory, this pig has nothing to do with you. ... Well come on, little Cory, time for class.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Guys, guys, lighten up. Anyway you slice it, it's only a pig, right?
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Wait, Mr. Feeny. Mr. Feeny, have you heard of a college called Yah-ley?
Mr. Feeny: You mean Yale?
Eric: Yeah, is that one any good?
Mr. Feeny: It's one of the finest universities in the country. Eric, hear my words. It's no party school!
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Eric, Yale has perhaps the highest admission standards in the country.
Eric: Drats.
Mr. Feeny: Now, have you thought of applying to some place more accessible? Maybe a state school. Maybe a pre-school.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Hey, it's her problem. The way I see it I'm just trying to live my life like any normal teenager. Could you pass the pig shampoo?