Shawn: Why would you run away?
Mr. Turner: Hunter, I found him outside heading towards The Rib Shack.
Shawn: Suicide!

Eric: Okay, Mr. Feeny, I have a question I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale every year?
Mr. Feeny: No.

Shawn: Hello, principal Feeny.
Cory: No farm animals here.
Mr. Feeny: ... Yes. Well, the day is young.