Cory: I mean, Shawn, you're much cooler than I am. At least I thought you were.
Shawn: Trust me, I am.

Cory: I'm a geek! ... Oh, like you didn't already know?

Cory: You don't think I'm a geek?
Shawn: Of course not.
Cory: You think I'm cool?
Shawn: Of course not.

Shawn: You're losing it, Cor.
Cory: Yeah, I'm losing my whole future. Nobody will talk to me ever again. I may as well grow a hump, find a tower and ring the bell.

Alan: Too late. I turned forty, my back went out. Now all I can do is lay on this couch and wonder how Angela Lansbury solves all those crimes.

Eric: You're so cool I'm going to have mom cut all the feet of your pajamas, because you may just be ready.