‘The Play's The Thing’
Season 1, Episode 20 - Aired April 29, 1994
Cory quits the school production of Hamlet when he learns he has to wear tights. Meanwhile, Alan builds up the courage to approach his boss about pay cuts.
Quote from Topanga
Cory: Topanga? Insane? What a stretch.
Topanga: If I were a less evolved person, I'd say cram it, brillo head.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Maybe if Hamlet had worn pants he could have made a decision or two.
Topanga: Is that a sexist comment?
Cory: That's what I was shooting for.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: I already have my Hamlet. He may bump into the scenery. He may talk like a hayseed. For all I know, tomorrow he may show up in kabuki make up. Never the less, he is my hamlet.
Quote from Cory
Eric: Hey, Cory, can I borrow some cash?
Cory: You're the one with the job. I'm allowance boy.