Cory: Topanga? Insane? What a stretch.
Topanga: If I were a less evolved person, I'd say cram it, brillo head.

Cory: Maybe if Hamlet had worn pants he could have made a decision or two.
Topanga: Is that a sexist comment?
Cory: That's what I was shooting for.

Cory: Wait until Feeny sees Prince Haagen-Dazs over there.