Cory: You know I was meant for this underwater life because I am ... Scuba Boy!

Mr. Feeny: Can anyone tell me what the acronym Scuba is? Mr. Matthews?
Cory: Dooba?
Mr. Feeny: Scuba Dooba? Mr. Matthews, I have obviously failed you on so many levels. An acronym is a pronounceable formation made by a combination of letters.
Cory: (To Shawn) I told you.
Mr. Feeny: Now, can anyone tell me what Scuba stands for? Come on, someone take a stab at it. Mr. Hunter, you haven't spoken since the fourth grade. S C U B A, what does it stand for?
Shawn: Something's creepy under boat, Andy.

Topanga: It's not very evolved to ridicule the human form. Each of our bodies is the master creation of mother nature.
Shawn: Well, except for Minkus. He was created by Mother Goose.

Minkus: I hate myself.
Shawn: You're not alone.

Shawn: How cute. It's the Little Mermaid and Aqua Nerd.

Cory: Look, I stayed under the water for twenty minutes.
Eric: Urgh, your fingers look like grandma's neck.