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Boy Meets World: Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound-Men

409. Sixteen Candles and Four-Hundred-Pound-Men

Aired November 15, 1996

Frankie enlists Cory and Shawn to help him win the love of his father, Vader. Cory and Shawn promise to attend Vader's wrestling match, but are left in a precarious position when it falls the same night as Topanga's Sweet Sixteen.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: Fred Flintstone - nice guy, big feet. Just like you.

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Quote from Cory

Shawn: I don't know where I am.
Cory: Sit, darling. Have a nap.

Quote from Shawn

Cory: What's our time constraints?
Shawn: I'm on that too. Fred never spent more than 75 seconds at either location.
Cory: Yeah but you see, Shawn, that was a cartoon. Time was compressed. We're real. We're in real time.
Shawn: Trust me, it's the same thing.
Cory: No, no it's not. You see a television show can cover many days in only one half-hour program.
Shawn: Trust me, it's the same thing.

Quote from Shawn

Mr. Turner: Hey, Hunter. Hey, how were you affected by that reading?
Shawn: I don't wanna go to school, Daddy. Cory's reading poetry.

Quote from Cory

Cory: Topanga.
Topanga: Yes, Cory?
Cory: Slow down, honey. Separate your words.

Quote from Cory

Frankie: That means I need someone like you at my side to give me tips.
Cory: Someone like me, but not me, since I have Topanga's 16th birthday party to go to, which means nothing at all to her, except everything in the world if you listen closely, but I can't make it. Sorry, bud.

Quote from Cory

Shawn: Cory, the need to be in two places at once is a dilemma that dates back thousands of years. Lucky for you, I am a student in such matters.
Cory: So what's this, an instructional Deepak Chopra, Venus and Mars, buy real estate no money down, Ab Reducer, Juice Tiger kind of thing?
Shawn: It's The Flintstones.
Cory: I was gonna say that.

Quote from Shawn

Shawn: This is a classic episode where Fred has to be at Pebbles' birthday party and the big bash at the Water Buffalo Lodge on the same night.
Cory: Oh. I remember being very nervous during this one.
Shawn: Yes, quite a dilemma for our prehistoric friend.

Quote from Cory

Cory: I guess this is where I get hit on the head with a frying pan.
Topanga: Okay, what's he talking about?
Shawn: Flintstones. He had to be at two places at once.
Topanga: Oh, the Water Buffalo, Pebbles episode.
Cory: And you wonder why I love this girl.

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