TV Quotes

Shawn: I don't know where I am.
Cory: Sit, darling. Have a nap.

Cory: What's our time constraints?
Shawn: I'm on that too. Fred never spent more than 75 seconds at either location.
Cory: Yeah but you see, Shawn, that was a cartoon. Time was compressed. We're real. We're in real time.
Shawn: Trust me, it's the same thing.
Cory: No, no it's not. You see a television show can cover many days in only one half-hour program.
Shawn: Trust me, it's the same thing.

Shawn: Use a mirror, babe.

Eric: How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress and no on the face.
Eric: What too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.