‘I'm Gonna Be Like You, Dad’
Season 7, Episode 14 - Aired January 28, 2000
Eric joins the family business despite Alan's initial concerns. Even though Alan is impressed with Eric's work, Amy and Mr. Feeny worry Alan lacks faith in Eric. Meanwhile, Cory is concerned when a magazine health test claims he should be dead already.
Quote from Cory
Cory: Well he gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have.
Cory: Hey, I have to be on these for the rest of my life!
Quote from Cory
Topanga: Do you want a blanket?
Cory: Oh, that would be swell. But not wool. Wool chafes my nippies.
Quote from Angela
Topanga: Because I'd rather give him attention for acting normal.
Angela: Oh, honey. We know that's never going to happen.
Quote from Eric
Eric: This has been one of the greatest days of my life. I'm telling you something, Mr. Feeny, I think I've finally found my niece.
Mr. Feeny: Niche.
Eric: "Nitch?"
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: He's been planning his funeral. I get to do the eulogy, you get to light the eternal flame.
Quote from Alan
Alan: What do you think about that, George? Maybe you ought to help your other lost sheep find their way, because Eric's going to be just fine.