‘Grandma was a Rolling Stone’
Season 1, Episode 7 - Aired November 12, 1993
Cory's grandmother rolls into to town and promises to take him to get his new baseball card signed, but Cory is disappointed when she doesn't show up. Meanwhile, Mr. Feeny's niece is in town and Eric tries to impress her, and Alan takes Shawn on a fishing trip.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Alan: Hey guys, collecting snails?
Cory: Yeah, Mr. Feeny said we can take them off his flowers and use them for bait when we all go fishing Sunday.
Alan: Fish don't eat snails!
Mr. Feeny: Gee, I guess I was mistaken.
Quote from Eric
Eric: You know, some guys use a golden retriever, I figured why not use the weasel right here?
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Cory: Manipulating young and impressionable minds. I hope you're proud of yourself, Mr. Feeny.
Mr. Feeny: Indeed I am, Mr. Matthews.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: Ha, looks like your parrot has learned a few new words.
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Eric: Mr. Feeny, you dating a teenage girl?
Mr. Feeny: Not since the Eisenhower administration.
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: Grow up, I wasn't stealing your father.
Alan: Good night, Shawn.
Shawn: Good night, dad!
Quote from Mr. Feeny
Mr. Feeny: I think the polite thing to do would be to extend an invitation for me to join you.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, would you like to come to the carnival with us?
Mr. Feeny: Oh, thank you so very much for asking, but no. I'd rather have gum surgery.
Quote from Alan
Alan: I'm hungry. Shawn ate everything on the boat except the worms.
Cory: He usually likes those.
Quote from Eric
Eric: It's my experience that if they can't find a senior with a car, they'll settle for some gullible e who's willing to empty his pockets on a dinner he can't really afford, a movie he doesn't want to see, and a door slammed in his face.
Mr. Feeny: Somewhere in that brimming cup of bile I heard dinner and a movie?
Quote from Eric
Eric: How long have you been up there?
Cory: Long enough to watch you swap spit with a Feeny.