Michael Quote #516

Quote from Michael in The Fallout

Michael: Meanwhile, I grow up thinking I'm a hero, and I turn out to be a killer.
Lucille: You didn't kill anyone.
Michael: No, no. I think I did. I think they're probably on their way to come lock me up right now.
Lucille: Lottie's not going to reopen the case.
Michael: Mom, I just confessed in there.
Lucille: That you were drugged and don't fully remember.
Michael: But why did I change shirts? Why did I say I lost control?
Lucille: Michael, they've got nothing. No body. It's a mistrial. It's over. Dusty told me. Two brothers can't be charged for the same crime.
Michael: Well, I hate to say it, but you may have been getting better advice from Barry.

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 ‘The Fallout’ Quotes

Quote from Gob

Gob: So here's the illusion: I'm gonna go into the wall a gay man, which I am.
Buster: Wow.
Gob: If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks. And then, when I come out the other side, I will be magically straightened out. Well, cis male, high butch.
Narrator: Gob had learned a lot in the short time he'd been magically gay.
Gob: Buster, you do this for me one day I'll come to you for a favor.

Quote from Michael

Judge Stanley: All right. Mr. Bluth, call your next witness.
Michael: I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother.
Judge Stanley: I think you mean "the accused's mother."
Michael: Oh, what did I say?

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: They were two tough guys right out of Guys and Dolls, a play they were in the middle of a very successful four-week run of at a local community theater. Reminds me of how Hanks walked around like Jim Lovell for a year.