Gob Quote #400
Quote from Gob in Unexpected Company
Gob: I told some paid protesters that we use that, um, they could bill us. You know, it's for my nephew. They're gonna be buying some masks as well, so... They're Guy Fawkeses.
Adhir: So those are personal expenses.
Gob: No, I just told you, they're for my nephew.
Adhir: Right. Got it. I'll let Michael know they're non-business related.
Gob: Don't worry about Michael. He should've thought of that before he fired me. Probably for being gay, too.
Adhir: You do know that Michael didn't fire you, you quit.
Gob: As any proud gay man would do in the face of such bigotry. But I guess I don't need to tell that to a little Indian guy, huh? Michael's not your friend either. You should've seen the look on his face when I do my impression of you. You know... [Indian accent] What's the problem with Apu?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Unexpected Company’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
Lucille: I'm busy, George. What do you want?
George Sr.: I want you, Lucille.
Lucille: In what way, George? Sexually?
George Sr.: Yes. Sexual-ish-ly.
Quote from Tobias
Gob: Why wouldn't he come out?
Tobias: Oh, who knows what makes a guy think he can pass for straight? I mean, if he really is gay, he can try to hide it, but trust me, it will come out in the most unexpected balls.
Gob: Yeah, but the problem is that now the world thinks that I'm gay, and if I say it was a trick, well, then the alliance will have me by the balls.
Tobias: Uh... [laughs] Excuse me, "balls"? You realize you just said "balls"? [chuckles]
Gob: But you said balls.
Tobias: [chuckling] Oh, well that's three times I'm hearing balls now.
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: Well, problem solved. Stick her with all of it. Let her buy it. She'll get all our liabilities, and then anything over two million, we get to keep.
George Michael: I can't do that to someone that I have feelings for.
Maeby: So stop having feelings for her.
George Michael: What? Is that something you can do with people?
Maeby: Yeah, once I learned how to do it with my parents, it was easy with everyone else. It's like a heart switch, you know? Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. Can't you do that?
George Michael: No, but in my defense, I'm not a sociopath.
Maeby: [dramatic music plays] Click.