Michael Quote #476
Quote from Michael in Premature Independence
Michael: Come on, you knew that Lucille 2 was with Oscar, and you let your son sit in prison instead of telling anyone.
Lucille: [sobs] Knew? Michael, I can't- I mean, the thought that I wouldn't run to the D.A. [crying] the moment I-
Michael: Mom, Mom. Please.
Lucille: Do you have a tissue?
Michael: You haven't needed a tissue since Nixon resigned.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Premature Independence’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
George Michael: Even though we just left the stair car there when it broke down? I mean, what if they find it?
Maeby: I'm sure somebody got it working and it's long gone. And it's not like you're actually lying to your dad. You're just letting him believe something that isn't true. You know? Like how people think the world's melting because people drive cars, or that Hillary should continue to roam free.
Narrator: And Maeby realized she had something else to say good-bye to.
Maeby: Good-bye, Fox & Friends.
Quote from Buster
Buster: Did I exaggerate about her?
Inmate: She really is just like the mother in Two and a Half Men.
Lucille: No, you did not.
Buster: Start watching that show? Yes, I did, Mother. And you lied to me. There's no scary half-man that I couldn't handle.
Lucille: I don't approve of that show.
Quote from Buster
Lucille: Buster, please. The parade's in two days. The whole city will be there. The last thing this family needs right now is a Bluth in a chain gang, picking up trash.
Buster: Well, it's either that, or I'm gonna start spewing it. And your job's not gonna be easy since, of course, I got dinged because I screamed, "Turn it off!" after they showed the half-man. It's like they need another reason to call me...
Lucille: Half-man?
Buster: Jon Cryer.
Lucille: Oh.