Michael Quote #469
Quote from Michael in Emotional Baggage
Michael: The Bluth project is dead because it's gonna be a streaming series.
Lucille: We said no leaks, and now we're streaming over everyone?
Michael: I'm not telling it well. The point is, Ron's gonna do an introductory interview, okay, with Buster, as research about the family's history, and what Michael, they cannot go into our family's past.
Lucille: Michael, they certainly can't do a TV show about it. It's never gonna get that far. It's gonna send a signal to the DA that if they hold Buster, they're looking for trouble.
Michael: Think about it. If the nicest man in the world goes in there with his camera and crew, and he tells Buster he believes in his innocence They'll drop the charges quicker than you can blink your... Initiate, at least, the blinking of the eyes. You know, the opening of the eyes is, uh, a bit of a guestimate lately.
Lucille: And what if Buster chokes?
Michael: I guess that's what Ron's for.
Narrator: That would prove to be a very... No, you'll see on the next "On the Next."
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Quote from Gob
Lucille: His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, because technically, he's given up the rat race.
George Sr.: Oh, God, the "giving up the rat race" guy? This is the sand hobo? Uh, it's just a question. Are you guys doing something?
Lucille: [inhales]
Gob: Don't say it! Please, I can't I can't hear it.
Lucille: He tickles my fancy.
Gob: Your what? Is the- What part of Mom is the fancy? You do not want to know what I'm picturing, and it's not what you think.
Lucille: Oh, stop. We walk on the beach. We like the feel of the sand on our feet.
Gob: Oh, God, the thought of your feet.
George Sr.: It's fine. I'm glad you have someone to talk to. Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster.
Gob: Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh?
Quote from Gob
Gob: [laughs] Did you catch this? Man, that's priceless. First, you eat it with Buster, then you step in it with the movie, and now you're eating what you stepped in, because Kitty hates you. Guess Michael's the geo-bead today.
Michael: Did you say "geo-bead"?
Gob: Yeah, it's one of Dad's expressions- You know, when somebody screws up, that Dad always said it. One of his "you'll figure it out someday" expressions. You're lucky, 'cause Kitty's sweet on me, so I'll go with you.
Michael: No, thank you. Nope.
Tobias: I could go. Or just- Would that be helpful if I did? Or am I just being a G-O-B?
Gob: [chuckles] Uh... [scoffs] G-O-B spells "Gob," you geo-bead, so why don't you s... ah. Well, today's the day.
Quote from George Michael
Michael: [to Maeby] Ah, hey. Did that Murphybrown thing upset you?
George Michael: Oh, did that actress die? Oh, [bleeps] you, 2015.
Michael: Oh, no, this is different.