Michael Quote #448
Quote from Michael in An Old Start
Michael: Dad's never gonna give you what you're looking for, Gob. And, uh, maybe that's how it should be. Maybe when sons grow up, they're not supposed to be too close to their fathers. And maybe the best thing a father can do for his son is disappear for a while and let him figure out what kind of man he wants to be on his own. At least, that's what I've tried to do.
Gob: Then why did you move into your son's dorm room?
Michael: That was a year, okay? And not even a full year, because I got there at Thanksgiving. Okay, well, goodbye forever, Gob.
Gob: I'll be seeing you tonight.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘An Old Start’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: Look. Here's my advice. Okay? You go to Rebel's, you take my bag of lacy ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys, and sex knobs with you. And you act like you're expecting a booty call, as the old people think the young people say. All right? You tell her, "I'm just here for a quickie, and I'm out of here." Mr. Brash. And she'll drop you like a buttered cane.
George Michael: Is that something old people say?
Maeby: Yeah. I'm trying to get it going.
George Michael: That's cool.
Quote from Maeby
Stan Sitwell: I'd like to see that paperwork.
Maeby: Yes. Well, I recently moved here from New Orleans, and I...
Narrator: Narrator: Maeby was proud of this lie.
Maeby: ...lost all my personal paperwork in Hurricane Cantina.
Stan Sitwell: Ooh. That's complicated.
Maeby: Yes. It is. Unless I'm expected to lose a home for the second time. Of course, I could just pack up my shorty shorts, my silky pajamas, my peekaboo bras, my ticklers, sex knobs, and lacy hoo-has and hit the road.
Stan Sitwell: I can't ask you to do that.
Quote from George Michael
Maeby: You would've had to lie about scuba, 'cause you would've been scared.
George Michael: Why do you say I'm scared of scuba? I'm not.
Maeby: You passed out at the aquarium.
George Michael: Well, they make you feel like you're underwater with all these giant...
Maeby: Dolphins?
George Michael: I still think that was some kind of smiling, kind of bemused baby shark.