Michael Quote #453
Quote from Michael in An Old Start
Michael: You really don't care about your children's feelings, do you?
Lucille: Oh, you're one to give parenting lessons. I hear I'm not the only one whose son has a nasty left hook.
Michael: Hmm, yeah, well You know, at least he did something that we have not been able to do. He stood up for himself when his father was wrong. In fact, it might be the thing that I'm most proud of him for. Hope he knows that.
Tobias: Uh, he definitely does not.
Michael: What's that?
Tobias: I just saw him. Uh, heard him, rather. At the model home when I was on my way out.
Michael: George Michael's at the model home?
Tobias: Well, if it wasn't him, it was somebody who certainly did a heck of a lot better impression of him than me. [laughs]
Michael: Well, that could be anyone.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘An Old Start’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
Maeby: Look. Here's my advice. Okay? You go to Rebel's, you take my bag of lacy ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys, and sex knobs with you. And you act like you're expecting a booty call, as the old people think the young people say. All right? You tell her, "I'm just here for a quickie, and I'm out of here." Mr. Brash. And she'll drop you like a buttered cane.
George Michael: Is that something old people say?
Maeby: Yeah. I'm trying to get it going.
George Michael: That's cool.
Quote from Maeby
Stan Sitwell: I'd like to see that paperwork.
Maeby: Yes. Well, I recently moved here from New Orleans, and I...
Narrator: Narrator: Maeby was proud of this lie.
Maeby: ...lost all my personal paperwork in Hurricane Cantina.
Stan Sitwell: Ooh. That's complicated.
Maeby: Yes. It is. Unless I'm expected to lose a home for the second time. Of course, I could just pack up my shorty shorts, my silky pajamas, my peekaboo bras, my ticklers, sex knobs, and lacy hoo-has and hit the road.
Stan Sitwell: I can't ask you to do that.
Quote from George Michael
Maeby: You would've had to lie about scuba, 'cause you would've been scared.
George Michael: Why do you say I'm scared of scuba? I'm not.
Maeby: You passed out at the aquarium.
George Michael: Well, they make you feel like you're underwater with all these giant...
Maeby: Dolphins?
George Michael: I still think that was some kind of smiling, kind of bemused baby shark.