Tobias Quote #242
Quote from Tobias in Everyone Gets Atrophy
Narrator: Michael Bluth had just reunited with his family.
Tobias: Although, now that the original Michael's back, I suppose we don't need two hands-on-our-hips, pipe-up-our-rectum scolds.
Lindsay: So you can go.
Tobias: Back to playing Tobias. Yes. Exactly, because I am still a valued family member. At least until both signatures are on the divorce papers, which were so cruelly served to me from the back seat of my car by someone who thought I was a Lyft driver.
Michael: Could have been the pink mustache.
Tobias: Oh, how funny. Lucille thought it looked pink, too.
Gob: That's because everybody's thinking about Tony Wonder's beard. It was pink, right?
Tobias: I dyed it what I assumed was the color of Michael's skin. Although now that you're back, I do wish I had used a less permanent dye.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Everyone Gets Atrophy’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: You know our family motto. We forget, but we never forgive.
Michael: I remember the framed needlepoint.
Lucille: You'll see. In life, you don't want to carry that much hate.
Michael: Although, by not forgiving, you're throwing everything out and just keeping the hate.
George Sr.: Well, how do you think she keeps that figure?
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: You're running for office now?
Lindsay: [chuckles] As a matter of fact, I am. I want to be part of the problem.
Quote from George Sr.
Narrator: George Sr. and Gob had also been in Mexico and were growing tired of their fruitless peacocking.
George Sr.: I hate everything about my life, including you.
Gob: Well, that's not the horniest thing I've heard.
George Sr.: Daddy not horny.
Gob: Yeah, I guess these shirts kind of pumped up the pressure on that.
George Sr.: [laughs] I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel like one of these bulls on my breasts. [chuckles] His whole life, he's bred to be the strongest and the toughest and he's got to have the biggest balls. Why? So when you're in your prime, they can drug you and throw you out in front of a crowd of people who all just want to see you die so some guy in crushed velvet pants can come out and just stick a sword in you. You're a bull who wants to stick it in everybody, and everybody ends up sticking it in you.