Narrator: Michael Bluth had just reunited with his family.
Tobias: Although, now that the original Michael's back, I suppose we don't need two hands-on-our-hips, pipe-up-our-rectum scolds.
Lindsay: So you can go.
Tobias: Back to playing Tobias. Yes. Exactly, because I am still a valued family member. At least until both signatures are on the divorce papers, which were so cruelly served to me from the back seat of my car by someone who thought I was a Lyft driver.
Michael: Could have been the pink mustache.
Tobias: Oh, how funny. Lucille thought it looked pink, too.
Gob: That's because everybody's thinking about Tony Wonder's beard. It was pink, right?
Tobias: I dyed it what I assumed was the color of Michael's skin. Although now that you're back, I do wish I had used a less permanent dye.