Gob Quote #326
Quote from Gob in A New Attitude
Steve Holt: [answers phone] Hey, you remembered.
Gob: How about you and I go to a magic show together?
Steve Holt: I love magic, of course. I mean, my dad's a magician. Well, you're my dad, I mean, so you should know.
Gob: Right. Well, it'd be sort of a father-son thing at a gay club. Well, technically gay night at a magic club. Hey, you know what'd be funny? If you pretended to be my boyfriend so I could lock this guy, Tony Wonder...
Steve Holt: You know, I don't know. I don't think this whole thing is sounding like a good idea. Besides, last time we tried to do something together, you didn't even show up.
Gob: You know what? You're mad at me. I get it, I totally get it. And guess what? I'm mad at you.
Steve Holt: You know, Dad, that attitude might be why you're alone all the time. The way you treat people...
Gob: What about you? I didn't even hear from you for your entire childhood. And then thanks for the birthday card that I never got from you for the last 40 years.
Narrator: This was extra hard for Steve to hear on his actual birthday.
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‘A New Attitude’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: I've met someone. Can't really give you any information. Kind of famous-y.
Michael: I also met someone. Also famous-y.
Gob: Have you?
Michael: Can't give you any information.
Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?
Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?
Gob: Is yours Julie- Oh, my God, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?
Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.
Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."
Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.
Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.
Quote from Gob
Gob: Blah, blah, blah. Look at this.
Michael: What's that mean? You're not gonna sign it?
Gob: No. I was just thinking that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: And that's when Gob found a solution to filling one of the houses.
Tobias: I've been looking for a place to live.
Gob: That's great. When can you move in?
Tobias: Uh, duh! Now! Oh, the other sex offenders are going to be so jealous.
Gob: Wait a minute. You know of other people with similar needs?
Narrator: And that's when he filled the rest.
Tobias: Oh, I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. [coughs] [Gob laughs, coughs]