Steve Holt: [answers phone] Hey, you remembered.
Gob: How about you and I go to a magic show together?
Steve Holt: I love magic, of course. I mean, my dad's a magician. Well, you're my dad, I mean, so you should know.
Gob: Right. Well, it'd be sort of a father-son thing at a gay club. Well, technically gay night at a magic club. Hey, you know what'd be funny? If you pretended to be my boyfriend so I could lock this guy, Tony Wonder...
Steve Holt: You know, I don't know. I don't think this whole thing is sounding like a good idea. Besides, last time we tried to do something together, you didn't even show up.
Gob: You know what? You're mad at me. I get it, I totally get it. And guess what? I'm mad at you.
Steve Holt: You know, Dad, that attitude might be why you're alone all the time. The way you treat people...
Gob: What about you? I didn't even hear from you for your entire childhood. And then thanks for the birthday card that I never got from you for the last 40 years.
Narrator: This was extra hard for Steve to hear on his actual birthday.