Gob Quote #349
Quote from Gob in A New Attitude
Gob: We were really thirsty. Well, I guess I should get going...
Tony Wonder: Yeah, I'd say stay, but I just I feel... I just feel like we should take it slow, you know?
Gob: Same. I would definitely stay and have gay sex with... Or normal sex with you, but...
Tony Wonder: Yeah, I would totally have gay sex or whatever, but... Just drank a lot of water, you know.
Gob: I just had a lot of water, too.
Tony Wonder: Yeah, I don't want to rush things.
Gob: Same. Same.
Tony Wonder: You know, maybe we make a date to do it another time, and tonight we just...
Gob: We can just sit and talk.
Narrator: Gob had never said anything like that before.
Tony Wonder: That would be amazing.
Narrator: And then he said something else he'd never said before.
Gob: [stilted] I have feelings for you.
Tony Wonder: [stilted] I have feelings for you.
Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it. All they had to do now was avoid making any specific...
Tony Wonder: Why don't we have normal sex on Cinco?
Gob: Let's have normal sex on Cinco.
Narrator: I guess they figured they could get out of it later. I'm not sure why they said that.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘A New Attitude’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: I've met someone. Can't really give you any information. Kind of famous-y.
Michael: I also met someone. Also famous-y.
Gob: Have you?
Michael: Can't give you any information.
Gob: Is it Julie Bowen?
Michael: No, it's not. Is yours Julie Bowen?
Gob: Is yours Julie- Oh, my God, Michael, you're seeing Julie Bowen?
Michael: I am not seeing Julie Bowen, but if you are, you tell me right now.
Gob: I want to hear you say the words, "I'm not seeing Julie Bowen."
Michael: I have not seen Julie Bowen.
Gob: Well, that's a funny way to phrase it.
Quote from Gob
Gob: Blah, blah, blah. Look at this.
Michael: What's that mean? You're not gonna sign it?
Gob: No. I was just thinking that I should have my attorney Bob Loblaw look at this.
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: And that's when Gob found a solution to filling one of the houses.
Tobias: I've been looking for a place to live.
Gob: That's great. When can you move in?
Tobias: Uh, duh! Now! Oh, the other sex offenders are going to be so jealous.
Gob: Wait a minute. You know of other people with similar needs?
Narrator: And that's when he filled the rest.
Tobias: Oh, I have a list of men that could fill every opening you have. [coughs] [Gob laughs, coughs]