Barry Zuckerkorn Quote #38

Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn in Borderline Personalities

Narrator: And so George Sr. left to seek out the right-wing politician Herbert Love as Oscar headed out to visit Lucille, disguised as George, Which is exactly who Barry thought he was talking to.
Barry: I just pooped in a hole and covered it up. I hope I did the right thing.
Oscar: There's a commode. It's directly up hill from the maca root.
Barry: Yeah, I really feel bad for the guy that's got to dig that up for the foundation for the wall.
Oscar: [chuckles] Yeah, what wall?
Barry: Very good, George. We got to be careful where we talk about this. I got to watch my words.
Narrator: And that's when Oscar realized that George Sr. didn't buy the land to be the best brother in Southern California.

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 ‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]

Quote from Narrator

Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.

Quote from George Sr.

Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.