Michael Quote #356
Quote from Michael in Flight of the Phoenix
Narrator: Michael Bluth, was fitting right in with his son's college experience.
Michael: She'd be cute for you. Gettable, right? Hey, tell me about the software thing. This is the Faceblock thing you were working on? Is it like Facebook?
George Michael: Well, no. It's kind of the opposite of Facebook, you know. Facebook connects you with everyone, and this blocks you from everyone.
Michael: Oh. Okay. Kind of like the antisocial network, right?
George Michael: That's very good.
Michael: You can use it. I don't understand the internet stuff. You give me all the parts and you tell me to build a television set, I can bang that out, but I I can't get the right day to display on my calendar.
George Michael: Just press "Today."
Michael: Yeah, just tried that, doesn't work on mine, pal.
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Quote from Lucille
Lucille: So the family got a little stimmy. Don't make a federal case out of it.
Quote from Lucille
Narrator: [gravelly] It was May- [clears throat] It was May 4th, and in the bayside town of Newport Beach, the annual celebration known as Cinco de Cuatro was underway. The holiday started as a particularly vicious response by a young Lucille Bluth to the Mexican holiday...
[flashback:]
Young Lucille: This still isn't made?
Narrator: ...of Cinco de Mayo.
Young George Sr.: No, no, it's not.
Young Lucille: Rosa, why is this still a mess?
Young George Sr.: She said it's Cinco de Mayo. She's taking the day off.
Young Lucille: She said that?
Young George Sr.: Yeah.
Young Lucille: She called it Cinco de Mayo?
Young George Sr.: She did, yeah.
Young Lucille: Oh, why can't they just call it May 5th? This is what I was talking about. It's all part of the Mexican war on May 5th.
Young George Sr.: War on May 5th, I know, yeah.
Young Lucille: It is.
Narrator: But even a skeptical George Sr. soon found himself feeling similarly embattled.
Young George Sr.: Where the [bleep] are my socks?
Quote from Narrator
[flashback:]
Young Lucille: We should start our own holiday.
Narrator: You see, the Hispanics of Newport liked Cinco a lot, but high up on Coast Highway, Lucille Bluth did not.
Young George Sr.: Doesn't look like they'll be done any time soon.
Narrator: And then Lucille had a horrible thought, a thought that was thoughtless and better to not. "What if," she thought with a sneering grin...
Young Lucille: Next year, what if the party didn't even begin?