Michael Quote #321
Quote from Michael in Fakin' It
Narrator: And Michael met with Justice TV's Jan Eagleman, who was currently doing a tech rehearsal...
Jan Eagleman: ...for my new show, Judge Reinhold. It's a reality courtroom show.
Michael: You- You know there's an actor by that name, right?
Judge Reinhold: This is what they put me in. Why did I lose all the weight if they're going to put me in a pool cover?
Michael: I'm sorry. Are you an actual judge?
Judge Reinhold: [chuckles] No, that's just a coincidence. I read somewhere Judge Judy made $25 million last year, and I'm, like, "Hey, I never even heard of the guy."
Michael: So- So you're doing this because your name is "Judge"?
Jan Eagleman: Honestly, this is the first time I put those two things together.
Judge Reinhold: Maybe we should take "Judge" out of the title and go with my original title Mr. Reinhold's Courtroom. [Jan attempts to interject] No, no, no. We're changing the name.
Jan Eagleman: Thanks, Michael. Got 250,000 talking magazine ads and he wants to change the name.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Fakin' It’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
Lindsay: I'm trying to get on with my life. And you know what? You can't deal with it.
Tobias: No, I can't Lindsay.
Lindsay: You're not interested in me.
Tobias: And you're not capable of intimacy.
Buster: [sits up and shouts] Well, just fake it! [lays back down] Coma.
Narrator: And, believe it or not, that actually got through to them.
Buster: Now will you please turn on the Cartoon Network and get the hell out of here?
Quote from Lucille
Buster: Am I on the list?
Michael: We all are.
Buster: But I don't know anything.
Lucille: He certainly hasn't heard anything from me.
Buster: Mother doesn't know anything either.
Lucille: I don't know anything.
Michael: Well, you both certainly act innocent.
[flashback:]
Narrator: Buster knew a great deal for Lucille, almost nightly, got drunk and told him.
Lucille: Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Fallujah. I thought he meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation. [Buster snores] I know you're awake. Faker!
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: So I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom. I mean, it's just a picket for them to pull the plug on our loved ones.
Michael: Giving up hope on Buster pretty quickly there, Lindsay.
Lindsay: Listen, I know Buster. I know what he wants.
[flashback:]
Buster: Oh, I love soup. If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. That would actually be better 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. Never let me die.
[present:]
Lindsay: Yeah, he wants out. Anyway, you and I both know he's probably just faking.