Gob Quote #255

Quote from Gob in Making a Stand

Narrator: Michael was trying to include his brother in the business at his father's request.
Michael: So, the last couple of months have seen us hemorrhaging money. [coins shoot out of Gob's jacket pocket]
Narrator: But he was finding himself overwhelmed by the change.
Gob: Is it my turn to speak yet? I've got a good one.
Michael: We're gonna wait till after lunch for the tricks.
Gob: That's not a trick, Michael. It's a business opportunity. [Steve holds a boom box playing "The Final Countdown"] Okay, you can turn the music off. I already shot my wad. [Franklin sings on tape] Off. No, that's tape. [music stops] I have got a quick way for us to literally be showered with money. That's where the penny thing would have... [a man's glasses crack after being hitting by a coin] Bonus.

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 ‘Making a Stand’ Quotes

Quote from Buster

George Sr.: J. Walter Weatherman was in on it, too?
Michael: Right from the very start.
Buster: So you did use him. Look at this place. Look at my home.
Police Officer: Freeze! Drop the gun.
Michael: It's okay. We're just trying to teach this guy a lesson.
J. Water Weatherman: Drop the gun! [gun shot] [Buster screams]
Buster: Oh, my God!
Gob: Buster's good hand just came...
Michael: ...flying off.
Buster: And that's why you don't use a one-armed person to scare someone.

Quote from George Sr.

George Sr.: Get away, I'll shoot! I will! I will! I'll take you all out!
Michael: This is all fake. These guys are painters!
George Sr.: I'll kill you! [gun shot]
J. Water Weatherman: Oh, God, my arm!
Michael: Dad, you just shot off this... this guy's arm.
J. Water Weatherman: And that's why you don't teach your father a lesson.
George Sr.: Now who's the stupid one now? Thank you, Gob.

Quote from Tobias

Narrator: It was the first time someone took Tobias's side-
Tobias: Bob? Bob?
Narrator: ...and he wanted to thank him.
Tobias: Listen, uh as much as I hate losing Lindsay and everything, I feel like I'm making a friend in you. So, I was wondering if maybe tonight you just want to, uh take in a movie, or a shvitz or just stay in and nest.
Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.
Tobias: Of course, the "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." [chuckles] Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
Narrator: While Tobias was trying to get his mouth around Bob Loblaw...