George Sr. Quote #115

Quote from George Sr. in Notapusy

Narrator: And, meanwhile, George Sr. hadn't succeeded in startling anyone but himself.
George Sr.: I mean, there's nothing to do all day except lift weights, and fold laundry, get thrown into a cage with a bunch of sweaty men. Excuse me. I can't go back, I can't go back!
Man: Well, I'm glad he won't be there.
Narrator: George Sr. came across a U.S. Army Combat Humvee and the Pope Mobile. And he decided to escape in the bulletproof one.
[George Sr. escapes in the Pope Mobile]

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Quote from Steve Holt

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[montage:]
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