George Sr. Quote #113
Quote from George Sr. in Notapusy
Michael: Yeah, I don't know, Dad, Startled Straight? I'm not sure you're the guy for that, but I'll look into it while I'm down at the fair signing up for a triathlon.
George Sr.: Triathlon? Do you know how hard a triathlon is? People lose control of every bodily function. Didn't you ever see that video? It's like your mother on New Year's Eve.
Narrator: Actually, Lucille went down faster.
George Sr.: And you're not even in shape! You're gonna fall apart in front of everybody.
Michael: You're kind of scaring me, Dad.
George Sr.: You see? Perfect for this Startled Straight thing.
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Michael: Did I say "snog" again? Oh, bloody hell.
Quote from Steve Holt
Narrator: Michael, meanwhile, had begun training for the triathlon to keep from humiliating himself in front of Rita.
[montage:]
Steve Holt: Don't ask "can I?" Ask "I can!"
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Steve Holt: No blood, no oil!
Steve Holt: There's no "I" in "win."