Gob Quote #229
Quote from Gob in For British Eyes Only
Lucille: What the hell is this?!
Gob: Huh? Well, now that Dad's back, I'm going to perform one grand illusion for him before he strangles himself with his belt.
Michael: No, no, turns out, they're into that.
Gob: Oh. Well, check it. The illusion is called "Free Bird". A magical bird - me in a beak - stands on a platform. There's a puff of smoke, and then I'm gone. Then seconds later, high above in a once-empty cage who should appear?
Lucille: A guy that kind of looks like you?
Gob: No. That's not how I do the trick. Even it was, how'd the look-alike get up there?
Michael: He was hiding behind this mirror here?
Gob: No! For your information, Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty as a spectacular protest. A protestacular. Maybe even get it on the local news.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘For British Eyes Only’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: You got to get me out of here.
Michael: You're the one that said no to prison.
George Sr.: I was wrong. There, you just have it to shut your eyes and take it. Here, you have shut your eyes and give it. Now, listen, we can't go in there and plead "not guilty". We have to have someone big behind us, our own private Matlock. So I made calls and I got him.
Michael: Got who?
George Sr.: Andy Griffith. What, you never saw Matlock?
Michael: Not a real attorney, Dad.
George Sr.: Now, for ten grand, he'll actually sit behind us in court and read the paper. For 15, he'll actually sit at the defense table. For $20,000, he'll twice lean forward and whisper something in your ear. Oh. White suit, that's extra.
Michael: Boy, that's an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
George Sr.: The juries love him.
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: I knew you wouldn't have the gut to go through with the divorce.
Lindsay: You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife. And you guys, weren't even speaking toward the end.
Michael: Lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay: Yeah, I've heard your side of it.
Quote from Buster
Buster: Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?
Lucille: Oh, it's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.
Buster: Oh, for God's sake. Can't you keep my hand to yourself?!