Gob Quote #235
Quote from Gob in For British Eyes Only
Lucille: Oh, God, don't look now, but Gob's doing his magic show.
George Sr.: Oh, boy, a stupid magic show. We got to watch this.
Lindsay: A big turnout.
Michael: I think a lot of people are probably here for the free chicken.
Gob: Gather 'round, humans and I will show you the plight of an innocent man who yearns to be free as a bird! [scatters candy] I've got to start labeling these suits. Who shall I send on this journey to that dangling cage?
George Sr.: Oh, pick me. Oh! Look, can I be in his stupid trick? Please?
Gob: Steve Holt, what are you doing here?
Steve Holt: I just came to see the magic show. I didn't know it was you.
Gob: Do you like magic?
Steve Holt: No. I love it!
Narrator: And at that moment, Gob chose to show his own son what he was capable of.
Gob: I've decided I will be performing the feat myself!
Arrested Development Quotes
‘For British Eyes Only’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: You got to get me out of here.
Michael: You're the one that said no to prison.
George Sr.: I was wrong. There, you just have it to shut your eyes and take it. Here, you have shut your eyes and give it. Now, listen, we can't go in there and plead "not guilty". We have to have someone big behind us, our own private Matlock. So I made calls and I got him.
Michael: Got who?
George Sr.: Andy Griffith. What, you never saw Matlock?
Michael: Not a real attorney, Dad.
George Sr.: Now, for ten grand, he'll actually sit behind us in court and read the paper. For 15, he'll actually sit at the defense table. For $20,000, he'll twice lean forward and whisper something in your ear. Oh. White suit, that's extra.
Michael: Boy, that's an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
George Sr.: The juries love him.
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: I knew you wouldn't have the gut to go through with the divorce.
Lindsay: You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife. And you guys, weren't even speaking toward the end.
Michael: Lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay: Yeah, I've heard your side of it.
Quote from Buster
Buster: Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?
Lucille: Oh, it's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.
Buster: Oh, for God's sake. Can't you keep my hand to yourself?!