Tobias Quote #121
Quote from Tobias in Righteous Brothers
Narrator: And later, at the office, Michael had another surprise.
Michael: This can't be good.
Tobias: "Michael, it saddens me greatly to say to you that I can no longer work at the Bluth Company. You've been a great boss"-
Michael: I'm sorry, Tobias. Do you work here?
Tobias: Do I work- I developed an eating disorder being your assistant, Michael.
Michael: I never saw you at the desk.
Tobias: Well, excuse me if I was too busy on my knees in front of the toilet, Michael. "I have a tremendous opportunity now that the Blue Man Group has dropped their cease-and-desist and invited me to audition in Las Vegas. Also, I've developed some issues with food"-
Michael: I'm sorry to interrupt one more time. Is this the real Blue Man Group this time?
Narrator: Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.
[flashback to Tobias painted blue as he stands in front of a group of somber men:]
Tobias: I feel like a [bleep] idiot.
[present:]
Tobias: Fortunately, I found a wonderful circle of men to get me through that.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Righteous Brothers’ Quotes
Quote from Lucille
Michael: [on the phone] Since you're devastating people, tell Gob I'll be telling the cops it was him in the truck so he'll be joining me here. I've got a nice, hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You'd do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said "cot."
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: And George Michael tried to break up with Ann.
George Michael: I can't go out tomorrow night, 'cause there's this movie premiere at- It's kinda racy, but-
Ann: Oh, the cousin one? I can't believe it. I was just gonna ask you to go.
George Michael: You want to see that?
Ann: No, I want to get the whole church group together. We're gonna picket those bastards.
[flashback:]
Narrator: George Michael had only heard Ann swear once before when he joined some of her youth group to protest the home of Marc Cherry, executive producer of the hit show Desperate Housewives.
Marc Cherry: It's a satire!
Protesters: [chant] There's nothing funny about fornication!
Ann: The bastard saw us! [kisses George Michael]
Quote from George Michael
Maeby: So bring Ann.
George Michael: No, that's not her kind of thing. I mean, if it maintains any of the complex eroticism of the French original anyway. I like the way they think.