Gob Quote #209
Quote from Gob in Spring Breakout
Narrator: And Michael met up with Gob to try and find their father.
Gob: I got it from the banana stand freezer. The exact same kind of cooler that's in the photo with Dad.
Michael: What do we need another cooler for?
Gob: Ah, poor Michael. You do not think like a magician. Such a "How'd he do dat?"
Michael: Uh-huh.
Gob: It's a classic bait and switch. This is a decoy cooler. We take it in, switch it with the one from the photo and get out of there. Kitty comes back. Everything's normal. It's like we were never there.
Michael: But Dad's gone.
Gob: Long gone. But it buys us all the time in the world. I got it back, Mikey. The self-confidence. I am a magician!
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
Quote from Lucille
Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine-
Buster: Motherlode.
Narrator: ...which he mistook for a giant juice box. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.