Gob Quote #207
Quote from Gob in Spring Breakout
Michael: Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach. What about rehab? She was just a mess at the meeting. Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with Mom.
Gob: I believe I told you I was gonna be out for the holidays. It's spring break. Not that I can enjoy it. My reputation's been ruined by that jerk Phillip Litt, who put my one magic show flub on his DVD.
Narrator: Gob had performed a magic act at an earlier spring break to get exposure on the best-selling video series Girls with Low Self-Esteem.
Gob: Or two flubs or whatever.
Narrator: There were seven flubs and after the show, he signed a release.
[flashback:]
Gob: Now, you're not gonna use the time that I screwed up, right?
Phillip Litt: That wasn't part of the act? Oh, come on, man. I'd never do anything to embarrass you. Please. [bird cooes]
Gob: [reaches into his pocket] Oh. Uh, you don't know a good bird hospital, do you?
Phillip Litt: [to the cameraman] You're getting all this, right?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Spring Breakout’ Quotes
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Scandalmakers was a show that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. The latest was about the Bluth family, the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias in exchange for the part of George Sr.
TV Narrator: When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty escaped the country.
Narrator: Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator.
TV Narrator: Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built.
Narrator: He was actually found in a hole near the house, but this inattention to detail was typical of the laziness the show's narrator was known for.
George Sr. actor: I can't survive under the house. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.
Narrator: Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap.
Quote from Lucille
Cal Cullen: Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers.
Lucille: Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do. A-coodle-doodle-do.
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine-
Buster: Motherlode.
Narrator: ...which he mistook for a giant juice box. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.