Michael: Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach. What about rehab? She was just a mess at the meeting. Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with Mom.
Gob: I believe I told you I was gonna be out for the holidays. It's spring break. Not that I can enjoy it. My reputation's been ruined by that jerk Phillip Litt, who put my one magic show flub on his DVD.
Narrator: Gob had performed a magic act at an earlier spring break to get exposure on the best-selling video series Girls with Low Self-Esteem.
Gob: Or two flubs or whatever.
Narrator: There were seven flubs and after the show, he signed a release.
[flashback:]
Gob: Now, you're not gonna use the time that I screwed up, right?
Phillip Litt: That wasn't part of the act? Oh, come on, man. I'd never do anything to embarrass you. Please. [bird cooes]
Gob: [reaches into his pocket] Oh. Uh, you don't know a good bird hospital, do you?
Phillip Litt: [to the cameraman] You're getting all this, right?