Gob Quote #200
Quote from Gob in Sword of Destiny
Tony Wonder: Hey, so the accident angle. Right on.
Gob: Oh, thank you, very much.
Tony Wonder: No, thank you. The "How'd he do dats?" ate it up. Sorry. That's what we call the audience.
Gob: No, l-I know- I know about all that. Used to have a solo act. There was talk of boiling me into a bisque at one point.
Tony Wonder: Not registering. But you hitched your wagon to the right star. I want you guys on my next DVD.
Gob: You want us for Use Your Illusion?
Tony Wonder: Actually, some band has got the rights to that title. So, I'm thinkin', like, Use Your Illusion II. But, yeah, meet me out there tomorrow. And, uh, if you get thirsty... [screams] Have a free round of drinks, courtesy of Tony Wonder.
Buster: It's a Subway Sub Club card.
Gob: That's a magician.
Buster: Oh, it still needs three stamps.
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Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
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Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
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Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.