Gob Quote #198
Quote from Gob in Sword of Destiny
Narrator: Meanwhile, Gob was still trying to arrange his comeback in magic.
Buster: So I'd be a magician and you'd be my assistant?
Gob: Well, on paper, yes. But once the show starts, and you ram that sword through my belly, people will know that I'm the one who belongs back in the Alliance. The kind of trick that I can put on a DVD, like Tony Wonder does.
Narrator: Tony Wonder had startled the world by baking himself into a loaf of bread. He sold the DVD's of it on his Web site, which many claimed suffered due to its pop-up ads.
Buster: Thanks. I'm finally being treated like a real person, not some deformed-
Gob: [screams] Hook! Forgot about that thing, Elephant Man. Gonna have to figure out something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.
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‘Sword of Destiny’ Quotes
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Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
Quote from Tobias
Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.