Michael Quote #205
Quote from Michael in Out on a Limb
Maggie Lizer: Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn? 'Cause you know my fat case, it's really pretty thin.
Michael: [stops listening to message] Lying, untrustworthy...
Maggie Lizer: Yeah. Plus, I heard he hangs out at rest stops.
Michael: No, no. I'm talkin' about you, Maggie. I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. You're a liar. You lie.
Maggie Lizer: Well, I mean, I heard he hangs out at rest stops.
Michael: Okay- And I keep buying it too. And so maybe there is something wrong with me. I thought we were startin' to trust each other. I got a message from my sister saying there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it. What have you got? A different one for each trimester?
Maggie Lizer: You had your sister break into my house?
Michael: Which one are you wearing right now? Is this the ready-to-burst model? Now, there's zero trust here. Good-bye. It's been fun... not.
Narrator: Michael had hoped something more dramatic would have come out of his mouth. Or at least more current.
Maggie Lizer: Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 'Cause I'm fakin' it... [reveals baby bump] not.
Tobias: [enters] Hello, Michael. Well, my wife and I finally had the thrill of seeing a plus sign on a pregnancy test.
Lindsay: You're gonna be a daddy!
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Out on a Limb’ Quotes
Quote from Maeby
George Michael: Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work.
Maeby: You know, George Michael, you worry too much. It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary.
George Michael: Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary.
Maeby: There isn't? This is unbelievable. Can I get a virgin pina colada when you get a chance? Now we'll get things started.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Your brother Buster wants to meet me at the beach tomorrow. Do you know what this is about? Because if it's about going in the ocean the answer is no, he's not going in the ocean.
Michael: Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom. Like, say, signing him up for the army during wartime.
Lucille: What the hell was I supposed to do? Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country.
Michael: First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore. It was a look-alike. And it wasn't in front of the whole country. It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Lucille: I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.
Quote from Tobias
Lindsay: You know what? Tobias and I will break into her house and get the specimen. We've been looking for a little excitement.
Tobias: Yeah! It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn. [as Katharine Hepburn] "What do you say, you old poop?"
Lindsay: Oh, God, he's Hepburn.