Gob Quote #144
Quote from Gob in Good Grief
Gob: The speeches we heard today are nothing more than words. But I will prove that I love my father more than anybody.
[Gob and Buster dance to Europe's "The Final Countdown"]
Gob: Buster! [whispers] Stop it! As you can see, this is a normal coffin. [climbs in] Take me halfway around. [stands up] I will become my dead father's body as I am lowered into his grave. All right. Spin it back around.
Buster: Dead father? Is he de- Dad's dead?
Gob: Just keep it together, Buster, and spin this back around.
Buster: Oh, my God! The card! The card!
[As Buster panics and runs away, Gob slips out of the trap door into the open grave. The coffin then falls on top of him.]
Gob: Something's gone wrong.
[The digger dumps dirt on top the coffin as the audience applaud]
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Good Grief’ Quotes
Quote from Lindsay
Michael: I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?
Quote from Michael
George Michael: That was great.
Michael: Well, I meant it. So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right?
Narrator: George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather, but it appeared his father already knew the truth.
George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What?! The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob.
Gob: Michael.
Michael: Hey.
Gob: So, did you see the new Poof?
Michael: [closes the door] His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits.
Gob: No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him.
[flashbacks:]
Gob: You've got a nice mouth.
Gob: I'd kill for that ass.
Gob: Okay, the chair's not doing it now but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back.