Gob: The speeches we heard today are nothing more than words. But I will prove that I love my father more than anybody.
[Gob and Buster dance to Europe's "The Final Countdown"]
Gob: Buster! [whispers] Stop it! As you can see, this is a normal coffin. [climbs in] Take me halfway around. [stands up] I will become my dead father's body as I am lowered into his grave. All right. Spin it back around.
Buster: Dead father? Is he de- Dad's dead?
Gob: Just keep it together, Buster, and spin this back around.
Buster: Oh, my God! The card! The card!
[As Buster panics and runs away, Gob slips out of the trap door into the open grave. The coffin then falls on top of him.]
Gob: Something's gone wrong.
[The digger dumps dirt on top the coffin as the audience applaud]