Buster Quote #238
Quote from Buster in Chain Migration
Buster: Yeah, but Oscar and I are living in the attic. I mean, that's because I'm a wanted man.
Gob: Well, that's impossible. You weren't even a wanted child.
Narrator: Which reminded Buster of the poster he'd seen earlier that day at the mall, and which he now realized had another meaning.
Buster: So no one's out there looking for me? But if that's true, I guess technically now we don't have to live in the attic. So I'll just go back to living with George Sr. as my father, and then Oscar can go back to his life with without me.
Gob: Well, that's good news for him, huh?
Buster: Please don't tell him. He's- He's in my life now, and- and I know it's not honest, but I want to kind of keep that going a bit longer.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Chain Migration’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: A real lady lets it itch. She doesn't jam two fingers... [door opens] [high-pitched] Voices up. [clears throat] Hi, I'm Mrs. Featherbottom.
[Theme from The Golden Girls plays]
♫ Thank you for being a friend ♫
Murphybrown: [high-pitched] I'm Bev.
♫ Traveled down a road and back again ♫
Debrie: [high-pitched] And I'm Mrs. Bettywhite.
♫ Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant ♫
Tobias: We're just three 56-year-old women looking for a place to rest our weary asses.
Maeby: Oh, [bleep]. [Tobias giggles]
Quote from George Sr.
Lucille: Why do you think he'd be at the mall?
George Sr.: Well, the last time Buster ran away, he came here. And this is where his favorite stores are. There's Drink-A-Juice and there's Paint-A-Plate and Build-A-Bear and... [train whistle blows] Oh, there's a tiny train. Now, admittedly, he's not 28 anymore, but...
Lucille: No, you're right. But don't you think he would've smelled me by now?
George Sr.: Oh, good point. Maybe the Popcorn Plantation is masking your scent. Ooh, we gotta get you out of the food court.
Quote from Buster
Oscar: Yeah. Are you hungry? 'Cause there's some dried food out there that's still technically everybody's.
Buster: You don't think we should wait until the store closes? I mean, we're technically in their display.
Oscar: Okay, here's what we do. When I go out, you just be still, and if anyone looks in, you pretend like you're a mannequin. Can you do that?
Buster: You're looking at a boy who faked a coma for two weeks to get out of a spelling bee.
Oscar: I thought that was to get out of testifying.
Buster: No, that was a three-month coma.
Oscar: Hey, before I go, if something happens out there, and I get caught and I don't come back, I just want to tell you that this this being with you has been ah, it's been... [takes a deep breath] I cherish it. My son. [Buster is acting like a mannequin] All right, fine. Be that way.