Gob Quote #91
Quote from Gob in Best Man for the Gob
Michael: So, listen. You have been married two weeks now. It seems to be sticking. And let's pretend it's a good thing. I guess this makes me your best man and I would like to throw you a bachelor party.
Gob: [chortles] Yeah, I don't think she'd go for that. Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place. And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her.
Michael: You know, I- I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea. And suddenly Dad says it and it's good advice? You know you don't have to do everything Dad says.
Gob: I don't do everything Dad says. He just happens to be right about this. You can help me get rid of her though. Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be there. Maybe you can try to break us up.
Michael: I can't do that.
Gob: Why not? You did it with me and Marta. You had no problem with that, guy. You know what? Lie to her. Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable.
Michael: Maybe something about how you can never confront people and you need someone to clean up your messes.
Gob: See, that's great. And that's just off the top of your head.
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Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well... I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: I just want to be a family again. I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band.
Michael: Oh, no.
Narrator: "Oh, no" was right. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby called Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company, a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive."
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Young Maeby: Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive.
Tobias & Lindsay: [singing] Zanatab.
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. Some call me the human metronome. You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things.
Maeby: Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
George Michael: No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take.