Gob Quote #94

Quote from Gob in Best Man for the Gob

Narrator: Upstairs, Gob was preparing to set up the accountant under his father's helpful gaze.
George Sr.: [on TV] Who called the cops?
Narrator: And with the aid of some helpful gays.
Gob: You told me to hire people to look like my friends. They're Hot Cops. They're entertainers. Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops. You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch.

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 ‘Best Man for the Gob’ Quotes

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well... I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

Quote from Tobias

Tobias: I just want to be a family again. I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band.
Michael: Oh, no.
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Tobias & Lindsay: [singing] Zanatab.

Quote from George Michael

George Michael: You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. Some call me the human metronome. You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things.
Maeby: Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
George Michael: No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take.