George Sr. Quote #52
Quote from George Sr. in Best Man for the Gob
George Sr.: You put her in a darkened space, she's out. You get him drunk. He passes out. Then you cover the floor with corn syrup, mixed with a little red dye. He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out.
Gob: Okay. But how do you know that he's gonna leave the country?
George Sr.: That's why I got you those honeymoon tickets. You never thanked me for those.
Gob: I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna...
George Sr.: You just have to convince him that this happened.
Gob: That he killed a stripper?
George Sr.: Can you do this? Can I trust you? You're not gonna go all Michael on me, are ya?
Gob: Nobody's turning all Michael on you. But when you get out, then we're gonna have a real party. Right, Dad?
George Sr.: Are you kidding? When I get out of here you're gonna throw me the biggest party this town's ever seen. All right?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Best Man for the Gob’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well... I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: I just want to be a family again. I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band.
Michael: Oh, no.
Narrator: "Oh, no" was right. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby called Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company, a division of Chem Grow, an Allyn-Crane acquisition, and part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive."
Tobias & Lindsay: [singing] Kind of life that's a little bit better with a Zanotab
Young Maeby: Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive.
Tobias & Lindsay: [singing] Zanatab.
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time. Some call me the human metronome. You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things.
Maeby: Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
George Michael: No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take.