Gob Quote #309
Quote from Gob in Colony Collapse
Narrator: Gob was feeling bolder, which was perhaps why Michael returned home to find this.
Gob: [o.s.] And yea, as if to be arisen the third or fourth day with all the magic of... [boulder tips over] Jesus Christ!
Michael: Sorry. Wasn't on there too good. You okay?
Gob: Yeah, it's just part of my illusion for the wedding.
Michael: Yeah, what's the illusion? That you actually love the bride?
Gob: Hey, that's good patter. 'cause I need people to root for the Jesus character.
Michael: I don't remember a biblical passage where Jesus came out of a boulder. Is it in there?
Gob: Oh, no, no, no, the boulder's my escape plan. They think I'm somewhere else. I'm actually in the boulder.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Colony Collapse’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was waiting to meet his son at a bar and feeling a little vulnerable.
Gob: Lost my wife, lost my career. When I was in that storage unit at the bottom of that rock, it was like I hit...
Steve Holt: Rock bottom?
Gob: No, no, not that. More like a trending downward moment that just I don't know. Maybe I'm being tested like that guy "Jawb" from the Bible.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes?
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yes, sir.
Bartender: Job.
Gob: Yeah.
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob was surrounded by unconditional love from a family for the first time in his life.
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
Quote from Michael
Narrator: Gob shared his happy news at a meeting with his family.
Michael: I'm sure Gob helped himself to the money.
Gob: Hey, I got mouths to feed.
Michael: Mouths?
Gob: Mouth. Her.
Michael: Oh, hey, mouth. I didn't see you sitting there.
Ann: We rode up in the elevator together.
Michael: I'm blanking.