Michael Quote #56
Quote from Michael in Marta Complex
Michael: We've all had a tough couple of months. I think we're all really figuring out who we are and what we really need in life. And that can be painful. However, you can't really heal yourself until you stop living a lie, you know. But, uh, l-I promise that we're all gonna be a lot happier in the long run. So, on a very unusual Valentine's Day cheers to Mom and Dad, to Buster and Lucille.
Buster: [chuckles] Don't forget my girlfriend.
Michael: That's who I meant. To Lindsay and Tobias, to George Michael and... I almost said George Michael and Maeby.
George Michael: Oh. [laughs]
Michael: Um, to Gob and Marta. Mmm. To love and happiness. I love you all, Marta.
Narrator: And Marta realized it was Michael, not Gob who had everything she had been looking for in a man.
Marta: [to herself] I made a huge mistake.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Marta Complex’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: Tobias had recently hired actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach.
Tobias: Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... Baby, you got a stew goin'.
Tobias: Yes, that's fine. But I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1,100.
Carl Weathers: Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice, with Anne Archer. Never once touched my per diem. I go to craft service, get some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup... Baby, I had a stew goin'.
Tobias: I think I'd like my money back.
Quote from George Sr.
Narrator: And the family gathered to watch a videotape George Sr. had sent Lindsay and Tobias for their anniversary.
George Sr.: [on video] Hello, I'm George Bluth and for the next 45 minutes let me take you on a journey...
Lucille: Good grief. He sent us one of his idiot videotapes.
George Sr.: First this..
Video Announcer: You've seen George Bluth on videotape.
George Sr.: [montage on tape] You have got to learn to be alone. I cheated and I lied. And I whored around.
Prisoner: [on tape] Caged Wisdom changed my life.
Video Announcer: Now is your chance to own the entire George Bluth Caged Wisdom library for only four payments of 19.95.
Quote from Lindsay
George Michael: Besides, I don't even care. I mean, first, you said share a room with her, I shared a room with her. Now you're saying don't share a room with her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say. You know, the adults making all the decisions around here. Why am I in trouble?
Lindsay: You're not in trouble. We're all just gonna have a more normal arrangement. I'm gonna sleep with my daughter, and you're gonna sleep with my husband.