Barry Zuckerkorn Quote #36
Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn in Borderline Personalities
Barry: Doesn't matter, she's not going to win anyway. The guy you want is the guy she's running against. Herbert Love, right? He's got a rally tonight. Go and see him. Everyone knows how persuasive you can be.
George Sr.: Used to be. I'd be lucky to sell a glass of lemonade for $1,000 today.
Barry: Now, listen. If I can take no more than a law degree from the Virgin Islands...
George Sr.: Yeah.
Barry: ...and turn it into a net worth of $750,000. Before, of course, what I owe in lawsuits, you can talk a politician into wasting public funds on a wall.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.
Quote from George Sr.
Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.