George Sr. Quote #168
Quote from George Sr. in Borderline Personalities
Oscar: Oh, my God, what's that?
George Sr.: That's the commode. Are you at all concerned that the maca bush is directly downhill from that?
Narrator: He should have been, but Oscar was actually referring to what now appeared to be a divine spirit, personified as an ostrich.
Spirit: You trespass on sacred ground. The spirits command me to warn you. You must leave this land or the land will change you.
George Sr.: Don't worry, he's probably from a local reservation. I'll take care of this. How about you book me two nights for Ray Romano at your casino?
Spirit: The strong will become the weak, the weak will become the strong.
Oscar: And get us close to the front, but not close enough that Ray talks to us.
Spirit: You have been warned. See ya.
George Sr.: I don't know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Borderline Personalities’ Quotes
Quote from Buster
George Sr.: We're getting a divorce. [Buster wails]
Michael: I want to know about the stimulus package.
George Sr.: We haven't had sex since Christmas, Michael!
Buster: I'm- I'm sorry. You had sex seven weeks ago? They were remodeling my room, and I pulled my cot in there, just like camp.
Lucille: We yelled at you to leave.
Buster: Yeah, but then you whispered, "Don't pull out!" [Gob groans]
Quote from Narrator
Narrator: It turned out Lucille had returned to shore, too.
John Beard: [on TV] Why the alleged ship-jacker changed direction is still unexplained.
Narrator: And soon the family met up at the beginning of a fourth season... that would never come.
Quote from George Sr.
Stan Sitwell: This isn't what it looks like!
George Sr.: Oh, really? Because it looks like a monument to George W. Bush.
Stan Sitwell: Well, you got me.
George Sr.: You're in for a rude awakening, Sitwell. It'll never stand. It's too thin. It'll never stand.