Oscar: Oh, my God, what's that?
George Sr.: That's the commode. Are you at all concerned that the maca bush is directly downhill from that?
Narrator: He should have been, but Oscar was actually referring to what now appeared to be a divine spirit, personified as an ostrich.
Spirit: You trespass on sacred ground. The spirits command me to warn you. You must leave this land or the land will change you.
George Sr.: Don't worry, he's probably from a local reservation. I'll take care of this. How about you book me two nights for Ray Romano at your casino?
Spirit: The strong will become the weak, the weak will become the strong.
Oscar: And get us close to the front, but not close enough that Ray talks to us.
Spirit: You have been warned. See ya.
George Sr.: I don't know what you saw, but I got an ostrich and no boner.